Limericks
Here are a few of the limericks entered in our Christmas Tall Tales and Limericks contest:
Val Swanborough:
We went to the Ruby Murray
For limericks, tall tales and curry.
There was copious wine
Which suited us fine
But the tall talles got taller … and taller …. and taller – no worry!!
Trish Page:
I’ve got a son who’s barbecue mad
It runs in the family and makes me quite sad
But he hasn’t used a tyre
To set a whole field on fire
So at least he’s not as bad as his Dad!
Sue Savage:
My humorous speech was no strainer
In fact it was quite a no-brainer
With language so pretty
And humour so witty…
And still I came second to Gayna
Dave Minzey:
Our President Janet is quite a catch
She is on the lookout for a match
Be it golf or man
We all know she can
Dismiss all duffers and duds with despatch!
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